Okay... I'm just going tell you guys about some weird conversations with me and a bff and a f. xD


Ruby: Guess what? I'm going to start modeling soon. You guys know how my mom is a model and all, well, she hooked me up! Sydney, I'm going to email you the pictures!

LeAnna: *giggles*

me: Oh god..

Ruby: What should I name the email so you won't get them confused with my other emails?

me: Here's a thought... Ruby's professional photos?

Ruby: That's to long! How about... Ruby's PP!

LeAnna: *cracks up*

me: I don't want to see pictures of your peepee...

Ruby: Ew! Like, no. Ruby's PPP! Professionally photographed pictures.....?

me: Ruby's PPP'sPP? Your pee pees? I'm so confused. xD

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And a favorite of mine... Our 'Hopscotch & Vibrating wires' convo. xDDDD This took place at lunch.

me: I don't see why you don't like looking at guinea pigs on a platter, to be frank, I would eat it. I mean--

Ruby: SYDNEY! YOU DON'T HAVE A GUINIE PIG IN THE FIRST PLACE! I raised my little baby, I can't stand seeing them being eaten!!

LeAnna: Yum....

Ruby: *glares*

LeAnna: ....o_O''

me: Yeah, At least they don't throw the poor things in the air and let them land on the ground with a 'THUD' xp

Ruby: I didn't mean to! That reminds me. I forgot to put him back in his cage yester day.

me: What happened?

Ruby: So, I looked in my sister's room, and their they were.

LeAnna: They?

me: Your sister's guinea pig too?

Ruby: Yep. THEY WERE HUMPING. He was on top and she was all making these little squeaky scream, and so was he. IT WAS A RAPE! And he suddenly went fast and-- and!! Then he made another weird squeak and began to slow down, then he walked away and their was a white puddle on her fur!!! *Face plants into food* I'm screwed if she has babies.

me & LeAnna: *laughing so hard*

Ruby: So not funny!

LeAnna: Yes it is! The way you said it too!

me: Animal sex....

LeAnna: Have you guys seen to frogs do it? It's...cool.

me: Frog sex is..cool?

Ruby: I've seen dogs do it on the table.

me: O_O WHAT?!

LeAnna: At least it wasn't on the kitchen counter, or on the couch...

me: No shame...

LeAnna: Funny sex!

Ruby: Ever seen birds do it?

LeAnna: Yeah!! The female was sitting on the telephone pole wire, and the male jumped over her, then finally got on her, and he moved up and down, and the whole wire was vibrating! XD It was soo funny.

me: *cracks up*

Ruby: *Falls off seat*

*lunch lady walks by* Why are you girls laughing so hard?

me: Uh... You know. The joy of hopscotch and wires. It's fun--funny.

Lunch lady: Uh-huh...*walks away mumbling things like; teens. Geez.*

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Other weird encounters....

me: I can't belive Ruby moved already! UGH Now I'm stuck with you guys.

LeAnna: Pissy pants.

Branda: Thanks...?

Ballie: Glad to be with you too!

me: Yeah yeah yeah. *pokes Ballie*

Ballie: ....Okay, did you guys know that Nick asked me my cup size?! I was like; excuse moi?!

me: Here we go again...

LeAnna: *rolls eyes*

Breanda: Poser did that? Lol.

me: *pokes Ballie again*

Ballie: I know right? I was think thinkin' ewww! *begin to move*

me: *pushes Ballie hard*

Ballie: *grabs tray and falls to the ground, food ever where*

me: Everybody is staring...

Ballie: *Cracks up*

*al of us laugh*

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Yeah so, my favorite encounter/convos with my bfs before they all left. xD